May 2013
angeldictator:
Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
Now that I think about it, I haven’t seen this episode air in quite some time.
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Spent about two hours studying German, then about 45 minutes practicing my flute.
I think that’s the most productive Monday I’ve had in a while.
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Was just reminded why I love that I can read music.
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ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
holytaxaccountant:
lol tnt you’re fucking stupid
broadcasts “Inglorious Basterds”
places an ad at the bottom of the screen that covers the movie’s subtitles
I was watching this when this happened!
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what if my writing is bad, aka fuck that bullshit
fuckyourwritinghabits:
Okay, so you want to write things. Many things. Beautiful things! Things that seem so awesome in your head! But you have just one tiny, itty-bitty problem:
Everything you write is total, complete shit. It’s so shit you want to print it out just so you can set it on fire so nobody else will ever see it. Maybe someone told you your writing was shit. Maybe you have a bad...
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arsenickittenip:
Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!
“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”
In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience
Source: [x]
Reblogging the shit out of everything relevant so people...
michaxl:
dilclo:
michaxl:
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
Need I remind everyone of Kuzco?
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If my job taught me anything, it’s how to successfully facebook stalk people.
I’m not kidding. I get paid to facebook stalk. By a legitimate business.
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Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker:
Tumblr will remain independent
Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
The terms and conditions will remain the same
Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
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deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
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wilwheaton:
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
Hmm, even John Green agrees this is a not so good idea.
How to meet celebrities: Write a book that's good enough to become a movie.
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Character Sheets and character creation →
thatfrenchhelper:
When creating a character, there’s a lot of questions you ask yourself. Whether it’s an original character or one you’ve been playing for a long time, using a character sheet to get to know your character better can always be a nice idea. With it’s help, you’ll be able to think about things you didn’t necesarily thought about, and ask some important questions to yourself that...
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merriamwebsterdictionary:
reasons why winter is better than summer:
little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
everything is dead just the way i...
geoffrox replied to your post: That post about the redesign of American money is…
Did you know today is also the day Marty McFly went to the future?
Well clearly he visited every day in the 21st century. I’m pretty sure that was in a deleted scene.
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That post about the redesign of American money is floating around again? You know, the one that everyone wants because it’s so awesome it looks like monopoly money!!!
Do I really need to explain again all the ways in which this is a bad idea, and all the ways it wouldn’t work?
geoffrox replied to your post: So here’s what I have to say on the matter….
Yahoo’s gonna buy Tumblr? Wow, where have I been
Welcome back. Supposedly they’re looking to buy it for $1.1 billion. I think we’re supposed to know by Sunday night or sometime on Monday. Obviously no one likes Yahoo. So hopefully this won’t suck.
yourknightoflife:
insolentchildren:
lyraeon:
Oh my fod there are identical twin 18 month olds and they’re dressed 100% the same like not different colors or anything holy crap how do they tell them apart
If I ever had twins i’d have fingerprint them once a week to be sure I wasn’t mixing them up
…wouldn’t the prints be the same?
Fun fact from high school bio: fingerprints are made,...
So here’s what I have to say on the matter. Whether yahoo buys tumblr or not, I’m staying. I’m not going to throw a hissy fit over it. I’m going to cling to this website and the friends I’ve made on it until the very last moment.
The end.
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